i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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