Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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