Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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