Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
