God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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