Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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