Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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