How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I haven't been this sober since birth.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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