Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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