haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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