All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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