I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
