On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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