I just cut my nipple shaving
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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