Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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