I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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