so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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