Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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