so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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