Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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