his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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