At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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