it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i think im in europe. pls send help
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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