garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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