party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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