Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
