New low: just hacked my moms facebook
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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