It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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