i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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