Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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