I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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