remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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