Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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