Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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