PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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