on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm sobbing to NWA
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
