It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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