sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
