I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do herpes really smell.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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