I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
