Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
