I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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