I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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