these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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