your parents love me but you hate me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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