Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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