I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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