Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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