Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
