I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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